Score: 6

"there's no single word to describe it."

submission: Zorro Tank

date: September 4, 2005

The game is way too hard to explain for me. The fact I got raped by UFOs when I couldn't move in some rough terrain. I wantd to quit when I first played it, because the sound track and the graphics reminded me of some more childish game, like ones you would see on a Gamecube (sadly the only newer system I have, because I'm poor as dirt!). I found new joys, when I realized the tank was a bouncing Allied tank. Most fun...but scary knowing that. It's an okay game to me. It has its strengths and weaknesses.

Score: 7

"Interesting..."

submission: Intrducing Crazy Guys

date: September 4, 2005

It's definately something to giggle about when you watch it for the first time, but it quickly loses its charm. It's overall good. I likedall the explosions, and it does make me consider putting a floppy disc into a CD harddrive. I haven't yet, and most likely will not. One thing that rather pissed me off when I first watched it was the fact you have to blast the American Idiot music, which is not only abused...but really different in volume. I live in a friggin' apartment, and I watched it in the dawn of morning. The Crazy Guys look promising, and I'm sure I'll remember to watch it once it comes out as a series.

Score: 8

"Sketchy, but good."

submission: Graywolf

date: September 4, 2005

Besides the sketching, the video is pretty good. The main character has a good design, and obviously well thought out (is that underwear on his head?). Some other good things, too. It's always nice to see a cop smack the crap out of a mentally retarded hobo with a night stick, and even if your character is not such, it's nevertheless funny. Just fill in the sketchy gaps, and the video will be great.

Score: 7

"It could use some work."

submission: Magus RPG

date: September 4, 2005

I was actually waiting to see another Chrono Trigger mini-rpg for a bit. This was enough to fill me up for a decent amount of time. There were some problems, though. I didn't like how the battle system worked. I didn't even know I was hitting the enemy or getting hit until I watched the HP change (which is why there's a low violence score). The sound was okay, but the ending theme was a little annoying and never played at the end of the battles in the original version, and I do believe you were thinking of Final Fantasy, but that's very minor. Also, the resolution could be improved. The size was way to magnified. Scale everything by half. I really shouldn't be talking, since I know nothing of Flash. Just give it a little more tender loving care and then I can't wait to see the next one!